You're the apple to my pie

I was on YouTube and I found this amazing animation/lyric video for the song perfect two by auburn and it's just a really nice song and she basically just spills her heart out and says how much this guy means to her: link underneath
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyYsW5v9Quk
but in real life if you sang that to someone unless both of you were truly in love until I started watching programmes such as The big bang theory and How I met your mother I didn't realise how much I love you meant: it seems like a pretty big deal - it just used to be three words and now it seems they have hidden depths, I recently had a "mid life crisis" in careers because I didn't know whether I wanted to be a lawyer or travel to America (which I plan to do anyway during my gap year, don't stalk me) to try and get into the B.A.U. I had also got the most awful science tests score in the history of the world and it had really freaked me out. I can't wait until I go to university it's gonna be EPIC! All the parties and drinking... But then I freaked I wouldn't get in but I looked at myself and saw how negative I was being so I decided to take life by the (I don't know what word you put here but it's definitely a common expression) and went around the rest of the day telling everyone I love them and I'm glad that they're in my life at least 3 people asked me if I was high. I had another one today in Maths thinking I was going to fail my exams I also tried to convince Calum to let me play knife with his hands I was also really depressed (long inappropriate story) and you can tell when I'm angry and I express my anger in different ways

Bye!

Dead or alive

I recently watched rock of ages (which would make an awesome school play - aside from the stripping) and it was pretty awesome the best music was the original rock, the 90s/late eighties is probably my favourite decade. Jeans and t-shirt were considered cool and the music was amazing: guns 'n' roses, AC/DC and Warrant you do have some cool stuff now but you just get a tonne of high-pitched teenage boys who haven't hit puberty - I'm not saying I am against music of today: Florence + the machine and Taylor Swift are my secret vice I just don't get how Justin Bieber is adored by many when he only looks about twelve and thinks he all hard because he got a couple of tattoos. Ohh so badass...
 On a completely different note have you ever noticed things become funny or who remember something funny at really inappropriate moment, for example in Humanities we have just finished a history topic about slavery and the previous I had seen this kid fall off his bike, this kid annoyed me and it looked really comical but I didn't laugh. AS part of our topic we have to watch roots so these people had just been enslaved and I started sniggering because suddenly this kid falling off his bike was hilarious. Over the day I told people story and I claimed that at one point during the day they would find this side-splitting then over the day many people broke into giggles or muffled laughter. Funny
 Also some of you may be wondering why I put nature pictures on some of my posts but its a way of advertising you know when you click on a picture and it leads you to a website? Well 50% of those websites are blogs

TTFN
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I don't have a dirty mind. I have a sexy imagination

The title of this post is called: I don't have a dirty mind. I have a sexy imagination because I believe this to be one of the most accurate quotes I have ever come across (aside from: some people never go insane what horrible lives they must lead) , I can make anything sound dirty, you just have to put on a breathy voice and wiggle your hips around a bit. One of my friends always tells me off for making innocent little things sound incredibly rude but that's just me and I find it funny but if you are going do this I advise you to only sound things sound dirty in front of your friends otherwise I'm pretty sure it counts as sexual harassment. One thing I do an awful lot is the sexy end screen dance (I swear I spend at least 10% of my day just dancing, dancing really, really badly) from Dan Howell's videos (check them out on YouTube they're are really funny) but a lot of people haven't heard of him  so it's a bit awkward when I randomly start tilting my hips from side to side.
 On another note I was searching a question for my homework and you know when you type stuff into Google and options appear underneath? Well one of these options was how do you know when you're in love now apparently there is a science behind falling in love which would be quite interesting to read about and there were all these people asking if they were in love on answers.com and I felt like screaming at them "if you're really in love then you don't need the internet! Being in love is a unique thing  for every person and is the most wonderful thing in the world so go live instead of waiting for some random stranger in Hong Kong telling you to say yes to his proposal because (and I use this ironically) YOLO. Or as I [prefer to use YOLOTYD, you only live once then you die. So go live, go love, go have fun.

TTFN
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Comedians - the funny ones

Last night I watched the channel 4 comedy and although some of them made me laugh so hard I was paralyzed and that hasn't happened since Evie showed James how to drink water seductively and then told him he could use it on the ladies - I collapsed on the floor laughing and James just look a me with pity stepped over me and kept walking but that's just my life. Some of the comedians were hilarious. I had four personal favourites: Michael McIntyre, Josh Widdecombe, Nina Conti and Kevin Bridges. I was actually looking forward to some other comedians but sadly they weren't that funny they relied on swearing but their stories just weren't amusing and when Russell Brand started talking about  masturbation I was like whaaaat? (also his trousers looked like they were made of bin bags) Kevin Bridges really was raw comedy though: this quote is from a small piece in his segment: "he liked to put a bit of shite on a stick and chase you and put a pube in your lunch and sit laughing. Just a wee weirdo," and I could just imagine my friends doing that at school two in particular who will not be named. Anyway a couple of days ago I came up with the theory that the bigger your eyes are the stranger who are my eyes are massive and I have to repeat the phrase "I'm not weird I'm gifted" at least twice a day. Looking around at my various collections of friends and misfits we all have a different range of eye circumferences and one of my best friends has such a massive personality change she could have multiple personality disorder. In lessons she is stupendously shy but then becomes alive and sudden spark and her eyes go massive and funny and weird and unique so yeah she proves my theory. But then I have another really close friend who is bonkers she has her own brand of humour which is crazy but hilarious and her eyes are of medium size so using a scientific word, she is indeed an anomaly. I believe my own brand of humour is a mix of being rude and being slightly sarcastic armed with a collection of chat up lines that could probably kill the Queen.
Well TTFN chums I'm away laughing on a fast camel
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