The title of this post is called: I don't have a dirty mind. I have a sexy imagination because I believe this to be one of the most accurate quotes I have ever come across (aside from: some people never go insane what horrible lives they must lead) , I can make anything sound dirty, you just have to put on a breathy voice and wiggle your hips around a bit. One of my friends always tells me off for making innocent little things sound incredibly rude but that's just me and I find it funny but if you are going do this I advise you to only sound things sound dirty in front of your friends otherwise I'm pretty sure it counts as sexual harassment. One thing I do an awful lot is the sexy end screen dance (I swear I spend at least 10% of my day just dancing, dancing really, really badly) from Dan Howell's videos (check them out on YouTube they're are really funny) but a lot of people haven't heard of him so it's a bit awkward when I randomly start tilting my hips from side to side.
On another note I was searching a question for my homework and you know when you type stuff into Google and options appear underneath? Well one of these options was how do you know when you're in love now apparently there is a science behind falling in love which would be quite interesting to read about and there were all these people asking if they were in love on answers.com and I felt like screaming at them "if you're really in love then you don't need the internet! Being in love is a unique thing for every person and is the most wonderful thing in the world so go live instead of waiting for some random stranger in Hong Kong telling you to say yes to his proposal because (and I use this ironically) YOLO. Or as I [prefer to use YOLOTYD, you only live once then you die. So go live, go love, go have fun.
TTFN
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