Last night I watched the channel 4 comedy and although some of them made me laugh so hard I was paralyzed and that hasn't happened since Evie showed James how to drink water seductively and then told him he could use it on the ladies - I collapsed on the floor laughing and James just look a me with pity stepped over me and kept walking but that's just my life. Some of the comedians were hilarious. I had four personal favourites: Michael McIntyre, Josh Widdecombe, Nina Conti and Kevin Bridges. I was actually looking forward to some other comedians but sadly they weren't that funny they relied on swearing but their stories just weren't amusing and when Russell Brand started talking about masturbation I was like whaaaat? (also his trousers looked like they were made of bin bags) Kevin Bridges really was raw comedy though: this quote is from a small piece in his segment: "he liked to put a bit of shite on a stick and chase you and put a pube in your lunch and sit laughing. Just a wee weirdo," and I could just imagine my friends doing that at school two in particular who will not be named. Anyway a couple of days ago I came up with the theory that the bigger your eyes are the stranger who are my eyes are massive and I have to repeat the phrase "I'm not weird I'm gifted" at least twice a day. Looking around at my various collections of friends and misfits we all have a different range of eye circumferences and one of my best friends has such a massive personality change she could have multiple personality disorder. In lessons she is stupendously shy but then becomes alive and sudden spark and her eyes go massive and funny and weird and unique so yeah she proves my theory. But then I have another really close friend who is bonkers she has her own brand of humour which is crazy but hilarious and her eyes are of medium size so using a scientific word, she is indeed an anomaly. I believe my own brand of humour is a mix of being rude and being slightly sarcastic armed with a collection of chat up lines that could probably kill the Queen.
Well TTFN chums I'm away laughing on a fast camel
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