I set ye a challenge

Sup peeps,
I set ye a challenge. In Humanities I was "researching Malta" i.e. annoying the people next to us. Well Evie did the annoying. We found the coolest website ever: 179 ways to annoy someone. I have taken the liberty of choosing my top ten and putting them into an easy to print list. So your challenge is you must complete these 10 tasks

 

 

Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."

 

Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."

"Forget" the punch line to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

Stare at people for about five minutes, making sure they know you're staring at them. Then, slowly sneak up to them while humming the Mission: Impossible theme. Sniff their head, then run away.

Stand on a busy corner. Gasp, look and point up. See how many people look.

Drop your pen. Repeatedly go: pick it up, pick it up, pick it up. When they pick it up scream "NO! THAT'S MINE"

Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

Walk up and down the road and drench pedestrians with squirt guns.

Move people's bookmarks ahead three pages when they aren't looking.

 

 

Have fun

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(see even in  a blog, I am annoying hahahahahahahahahahahahaha)