The pencil in the mud

Hey cool people,

I had P.E today and we were doing athletics. BOOOOO! Now I don't mind P.E I am up for a quick round of badminton or a jog around the park but I really hate athletics because I immensely fail and do not like to humiliate myself in front of everyone just so numbers can be written down on a little piece of paper that when I'm studying law (hopefully) in many years time won't matter at all; so anyway I was making the most of it by trying to bury a pencil in the mud to spite our student teacher: raccoon lady. Meine freundin Megan started to helped we used our fingers and another pencil to dig and we actually got quite far but then we hit a massive rock so we buried it the other way round and for some reason we thought it would be hilarious if I grabbed Megan's foot and forced it into the ground but then it snapped and at that very second Raccoon lady said my name and I got freaked she would perform a citizens arrest... for a broken pencil. Yes I thought she was going to beat me to death or something for breaking and burying a pencil, well done Bronny you've finally hit the retarded mark