I have a cold

You may have read my previous post: spit - germs - the horror! Now I had a cold: probably from all the germs and oh dear god I couldn't stop sneezing. It started in Humanities I just couldn't stop - we were watching this really crap video (our school is the only place in the world that still use VCRs) and my nose had been itching all morning and then suddenly I sneezed. Generally I would use onomatopoeia do describe the sneeze but according to Evie I don't sneeze properly I sort of inhale and snort. Not pretty. It was so embarrassing I felt so socially awkward it was unbelievable. It carried on into English, we were doing Romeo + Juliet and we were acting out the bit when they first kiss and I successfully managed to sneeze every time someone performed and I have to say it kind of ruined the romantic atmosphere. It ended in German where I sneezed myself to almost death - so I forced myself to put my hand up and ask my vair vair scary german teacher for a tissue. So he got the box and extracted a tissue holding it in the pads of his fingers so he didn't contaminate himself when he handed it to me. That really ups my self esteem.
So I have a cold in nice British weather (which is quite rare) but after the rain comes a rainbow everyone will have hayfever and will be sneezing and I'll just be like: hey peeps would you like a tissue? Well screw you, you should have been a bit more polite when I sneezed myself into an oblivion!