YOLO

You only live once is a beautiful saying that inspires people to do amazing things such as sail round the world or invent a new type of crisps  or paint a dazzling picture that captures the colours of the gates of hell. I used to love that expression - then some jackass comes along with YOLO then you keep seeing these kind of things:
OMG, just went to make an omelette but there were no eggs: YOLO, living on the edge.
or
The glorious moment when you're cutting wrapping paper and the scissors glide, YOLO
for Christ's sake what is your freakin problem. It's not funny, it has never ever been funny so for gods sake you don't need to plaster the god damn meme across your chest - and go around saying it in a thick voice because you cannot contribute to scintillating conversation. My friend came up an unusual saying and it doesn't annoy me as much as YOLO. You only die a few times. YODAFT. But for crying out loud you only live once is beautiful. YOLO is for people too thick to string a sentence together