Coming at me bruv?

You know who annoy me? People on the street. I walk everywhere, pretty much and I see a lot of people.

1. Old ladies.
I am the kind of the person who smiles at old ladies and you know what they do? They freakin clutch their bag and speed up? I may be tall for my ages for fry Christ's sake I'm not that menacing am I? So then I don't smile at old ladies and I can hear them mind tutting at me "what is wrong with young people today, in my day if you stopped smiling you would be shot" WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

2. Mothers and children.
Now is it just me or when a kid comes zooming round the corner and nearly runs you down with his scooter you don't have the natural instinct to give them flowers and sweets - you have the natural instinct to jump out of the way into the road, nearly get hit by a car and swear loudly. Commencing mothers to suddenly take notice of the world around them, notice the dishevelled teenager with the face of stone; fish their child out from trampling on the some random dudes garden, loudly exclaim "language" and stomp off. No, don't mind me, I like being run over by scooters

3. People from school
Until recently I have walked halfway home with my friends and then had to walk the rest of the way by myself and when I'm with my friends I feel more powerful (like when I'm holding a gun) and I don't mind talking toe people from school but when I'm by myself I become unbelievably socially awkward and when they say hi I don't know whether they're taking the piss or not so I just look at the crowd and violently blush. Smart move batman, that'll really make them stop thinking you're a bit of a freak

4. Youths
You know the type, either skiving or decided they don't want education they'll just deal drugs. So they walk along with a cheap bottle of booze and you have to pray that they don't notice you as you quietly squeeze by really wishing you owned a Taser and then one see's you and think it will be hilarious to go "you coming at me bruv?" If you are going to intimidate me please use proper grammar you inconsiderate chavs. yeah I said it.

5. Awkward chum
The kind of person you know is feeling your pain, the kind of personw ho is right now considering whether to walk towards you or away. The kind of person you feel like shouting across the street "I feel your pain at least we have each other" I wouldn't though, I don't want a criminal record...