What is your freakin problem?

Sup,
German was crap (note: there is no tone of surprise) but I'm just saying what are supply teachers freakin problem? They can barely teach as it is but trying to teach us another language? Please, why don't you just kill me why your at it? I don't freakin know what a freakin perfect tense is! I have an excuse though - I haven't completed education yet. They have so can you freakin explain to me what a freakin perfect tense is? Calm...
I find there is five different types of supply teacher

1. The power crazy supply teacher
The supply teacher who after sitting in the depths of student reception comes into the classroom and lets us quietly chat, after five minutes of extreme POWER over thirty-odd hormonal teenagers they scream at you to "SHUT UP, IF I HEAR ANOTHER WORD I WILL FREAKIN SHOOT YOU WITH THIS MACHINE GUN," you then sit there quietly trying to find a pen that works at the substitute shoots daggers at you and you can see them reaching for the knife they've hidden behind the desk

2. The please don't hurt me supply teacher
The supply teacher who sits in the corner and wishes that they'd gone with that receptionist job instead of choosing to sit in a room teaching to a bunch of kids that simply don't care. After attempting to explain the work they just go to the store cupboard drink whisky out of a flask and silently cry whilst the druggies use duck tape to tape a nerd to the wall

3. I'm down wid da kids supply teacher
The teacher who thinks their "hip" and "trendy" by buying a shirt that a student compliments you on to be polite so they buy 365 shirts and that is all they wear for the rest of the year. These are either the best or the worst type of supply teacher. They either let you get on with it for the entire lesson meaning "no work! Ipods out. But sometimes they constantly interrupt your conversations

Me: Oh have you heard the new Olly Murs song?

Paige: Oh you mean "insert song name"

Random supply teacher who had been lurking in the corner for ages who suddenly freakishly pounces on you: Oh yeah, it's awesome, I have already heard it a lot. My new ringtone, do you know what I'm saying?"
Me and Paige stare at her in an exasperated way until she leaves then giggle for a bit and repeatedly tell the story till the dawn of time.

4. The bumbling idiot supply teacher
The bumbling idiot who everyone likes because they can trick them into doing their work use innuendos that everyone gets but them and you can talk for ages because they just won't care. They'll walk around giving out lollipops and you can't get told off even if you drop your friend out of a window.

5. I have no idea what I'm doing here I'll just randomly shout to cover it up

Typical convo:
I put my hand up
Me to teacher: What is a perfect tense?
Teacher: EVERYBODY SHUT UP IF ONE MORE PERSON ASKS ME WHAT A FREAKIN PERFECT TENSE I'M GOING TO KEEP YOU ALL IN FOR FOUR FREAKIN DAYS! YOU SHOULD HAVE LEARNT THIS! JUST FOR BEING IGNORANT I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU WHAT A PERFECT TENSE IS. NEXT TIME LISTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Class stares at teacher and quietly asks their friend if these are the signs of a nervous breakdown

So yeah, you should find that supply teachers have problems (don't even get me started on student teachers)