Dolphins are scary... Don't pretend you haven't noticed

There are many scary animals out there: the spider, the wasp, the dolphin... What are you talking about Bronny? Dolphins are cute, I wanna swim with dolphins and compliment their cuteness. Dolphins want to kill us. You know the fins they have on their back, that is just an inevolved leg, when they can walk oh they will rise up against us and we will fall. Look at their creepy little face though. I want to eat you and your children. I'll pretend to be cute and lure them in and then I will eat them. Ahhh

Dolphins will kill us all you have been warned